Price: $30

Description: Three asbestos rocks served grandiously on a silver plate. It's exactly what it looks like. We also give you a hammer in the restaurant to break down the rocks (no, you don't keep it), not the most quiet of restaurants, but just be careful to not break the tabels, they're made of glass.

Ingredients: Asbestos-Product: Fibrous asbestos, Muscovite, Silica, +99 More.

Price: $20

Description: Some finely grinded asbestos dust ready for you sniff with our fine plastic straw. Enjoy the incredible taste and side effects of asbestos right into your lungs!

Ingredients: Asbestos-Product: Processed asbestos powder, Silica, +99 More.

Price: 20$

Description: Served proudly in a bowl with milk, eaten with the spoon. Yes, we put the milk first, shut up. Very cruncy and hard, hopefully your teeth can chew it.

Ingredients: Asbestos-Product: Asbestos particles, Silicate, +99 More.