About Us

Here at VersiAsbestos, pleasing customers is our top priority. We take pride in the fact that we go a days without receiving customer complaints about our business. Consistency is key after all, and here at VersiAsbestos, customer orders are consistently right, every single time.

Our Mission

Our mission here at VersiAsbestos is simple. Make good asbestos. Make asbestos on top of asbestos on top of even more asbestos. Make so much asbestos that companies such as Aperture Science look like peasants compared to our corporation. After all, asbestos can give you happiness! Oh wait, that's not how it goes . . . Well, besides making gargantuan amounts of asbestos made by our paid slaves (like every other corporation in this nation), our secondary mission here at VersiAsbestos is solving world hunger and poverty, by literally donating asbestos.